Tasha goes to meet a man but he shows up dead. She checks his pockets and finds a microchip in a little plastic bag. Kay cracks it open to discover that it's in Russian. According to Tasha it's a list of Tregoran sleeper spies, Tregoran was a scientist who'd brainwash ordinary people into unwilling assassins who could be activated by a codeword or phrase. Then Tasha goes to a museum to meet up with her ex-husban, a man known only as The Owl to see if he can help her. As they leave two men attack them but are soon defeated. Val, Nikki and Quick show up and Tasha informs them that she's on the list of Tregoran sleeper spies. They decide to take Tasha off active duty because the wrong word can set her off. They have to monitor her every move. When a man calls to meet with Tasha they send Val undercover posing as Tasha to meet with them. The men tell Val the codeword thinking it will set her off but since she isn't Tasha it doesn't. Her cover being blown she calls for Quick who is hidden in the room to back her up. Another man helps them out. After they defeat their opponents the man reveals himself to be The Owl. Back at Val's and Maxine's Tasha is under 24-hour watch. But one of the men that attacked Val and Quick calls a friend of his that works on the set of "Donny And Marie". He writes a fake fan letter, containing the phrase "enter the red realm" and Donny reads the letter on the air. The phrase "enter the red realm" is the phrase that sets Tasha off. She gags and ties Maxine and Val and escapes. Nikki and Quick show up and are suspicious when they can't get in so Quick busts the door down and free Val and Maxine. Then Val accompanies a Norwegian dignitary to a peace conference that is exactly where Tasha is headed. The man that she has to kill is the man that Val has to protect. He tells Tasha to kill the Swedish ambassador but she kills him instead. b: 25 Sep 99 pc: 201 w: Rick Suvalle d: Patrick Norris NOTE: New opening credits and there is no longer a fantasy sequence with a celebrity before the opening credits. New end credits featuring the cast along with Angelle Brooks and Dustin Nguyen meaning that they'll probably be part of the regular cast. Half way through the show they now give us a preview of next week's episode. Tasha has spent some time in a Siberian prison. She was married 4 times. Husband 1 and 2 were The Owl, 3 was a dentist named Ted, no word on husband number 4. The Owl's first name is Peter.

"Big Top Val"
gs: Richard Lewis [ Ronald Zane ], Brittany Alyse Smith [ Amelia Zane ], Ernie Reyes Jr. [ Unknown ], Tom Silardi [ Tommy Wipp ], Rick Hoffman [ Tino Scarlatti ], Anthony Albano [ Chaz ], Michael A. Di Bacco [ Nick Franco ], Malcom Yates [ Harding ], Thomas Kenny [ Joey Garlic ], Caroline Ambrose [ Ringmaster ], Cheryl Kennard [ Suzie Zane ] rc: Johnny Loh, Don Franco V.I.P. are hired to baby-sit a millionaire's daughter. They take her to the circus where they run into trouble when they run into two guys from Nikki's past. Tommy Wipp and Tino Scarlatti had faked their deaths after ratting out Don Franco to the feds now they're back and selling guns. b: 2 Oct 99 pc: 207 w: Leslie Ray d: Patrick Norris NOTE: Kay has a family website. She and Tasha speak French. Nikki's dad was a cop named Nicholas Franco he was born on November 17, 1951 and he died on April 29, 1990. This is the first episode in which a celebrity doesn't appear as himself.

"Ransom of Red Val"
gs: Tommy Lee [ Partygoer (uncredited) ], Jay Underwood [ Unknown ], Daphnee Duplaix [ Iris Leon ], Jillian Barberie [ Unknown ], Dean Fortunato [ Rudy Hayes ], Nick Meaney [ Logan ], Scott Thun [ Nerdy Fan ], Samantha Maloney [ Herself ], Jason Scott Buyer [ Techie ], Tim Murray [ D.J. ]
rc: Johnny Loh Val is kidnapped when she is mistaken for a temperamental diva V.I.P. is protecting. When the kidnappers discover their mistake they try to kill her. b: 9 Oct 99 pc: 205 w: Jodie Lewis s: Ethlie Ann Vare d: Sidney Furie NOTE: Daphnee Duplaix is the Playboy Playmate of the Month for July 1997.

"Dr. StrangeVal"
gs: Bronson Pinchot [ Himself ], Peter J. Lucas [ Unknown ], Lucinda Weist [ Paulina ], Neal Matarazzo [ Agent Redding ], Wayne Thomas Yorke [ Al Slotkin ], Bjorn Johnson [ Josef Kosygin ], Sam Scarber [ General Ursus ], Bill Kemp [ Scott ], Mark DeAlessandro [ Agent Miller ], Sharon Leigh [ Waitress ]
rc: Maxine Maxine's new invention is mistakenly believed to be a nuclear weapon by Ukrainian spies. b: 16 Oct 99 pc: 202 w: Tom Abraham d: Farhad Mann

"Quick and the Dead"
gs: Verne J. Troyer [ Unknown ], James Black [ Unknown ], Maria Colla [ Francesca DeLea ], Clayton Norcross [ Travis ], Sylvester "Bear" Terkay [ Bruno ], Brett Wagner [ Guard ], Wil Calderum [ Hector ], Karen Barett [ Evira ], Liesl Lombardo [ Girl At Bar ], Nicole Cortez [ Veronica ] rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh Someone has stolen Quick's identity and is ruining his reputation. Quick, tired of spending time in jail for crimes he didn't commit goes out to find the man ruining his good name. b: 23 Oct 99 pc: 206 w: Eric Estrin d: Larry Rapaport NOTE: Quick's home address is 3430 Alto Cielo Drive, Los Angeles California, 690067.

"Valma and Louise"
gs: Jay Leno [ Himself ], Tommy Lee [ Mechanic #4 ], Alexandra Wilson [ Unknown ], Tony Colitti [ Unknown ], Laura McLauchlin [ Unknown ], Robert LaSardo [ Unknown ], Kevin Cage [ Frank Newsom ], Anna Der Nersesian [ Newscaster ], Craig Stegart [ Armed Guard ] Jay Leno hires Val and Tasha to drive a car his dead aunt left him in her will to an auction in Sacramento. Along the way they pick up a hitchhiker who ends up being a wanted felon, the car gets stolen but they retrieve it, Tasha is suspected of kidnapping Val and the car is totaled but Jay doesn't seem to mind. b: 30 Oct 99 pc: 203 w: Steven Kriozere s: Steven Kriozere, David Aaron Freed d: Greg Yaitanes

"Stop or Val's Mom Will Shoot"
gs: Joseph Bottoms [ Unknown ], Loni Anderson [ Carol Irons ], Alex Wexo [ Dinstman ], Jason Azikiwe [ Kyle Zupo ], Robert Joseph [ McGurk ], Steve Falcone [ Marco ], Paul Witten [ Tech ], Michele Seipp [ Connie ]
rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh Val's mom comes to L.A. on business and is threatened and chased by two men after the computer program she is scheduled to deliver to the L.A. branch of her firm. b: 6 Nov 99 pc: 204 w: Morgan Gendel, Ron Zimmerman d: Adam Nimoy NOTE: Val's social security number is 904-38-2812. Her date of birth is 07-01-73 (Pam's actual birth date is 07-01-67); she was born at Columbia Hospital in Vancouver BC, Canada. She's 5'6", weighs 120 lbs. and has green eyes with a mole on her left shoulder. Her current address is 9100 Sunset Blvd, #PH, Beverly Hills California 90210-0176. Her telephone number is (310) 555-9276. She's CEO of V.I.P., which is located at 9100 Sunset Blvd. She does business with the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills, her account number is 390005641 and she has $8,610.14 in her account. Her mother's name is Carol and her father's is Jedidiah. He left her and her mother 22 years ago, is a house painter and lives in Hawaii.

"Val Goes to Town"
gs: Lisa Locicero [ Unknown ], Dean Haglund [ Himself ], Jillian Barberie [ Unknown ], Andy Savage [ Unknown ], Lamont Johnson [ Unknown ], Ice-T [ The Prophet ], Ian Paul Cassidy [ Gideon ], Nathan LeGrand [ City Council President ], Sal Rendino [ Prison Guard ], Derek Mears [ Reno ], Marie Caldare [ Traci ], Karen Sheperd [ Leena ], Faith Minton [ Big Brenda ] rc: Maxine, Grispy V.I.P.'s arch nemesis The Prophet is back and this time he's working with a terrorist organization and a crooked politician trying to extort millions from the city. In hopes of accomplishing this he gets V.I.P. shut down and Tasha thrown in jail. But in the end The Prophet is defeated and V.I.P. is reinstated. b: 13 Nov 99 pc: 212 w: J.F. Lawton d: Chuck Bowman NOTE: Nikki's full name is Nicolet Janine Franco, Quick's real first name is Theodore.

"Mao Better Blues"
gs: Billy Blanks [ Himself ], Lil' Kim [ Freedom Fighter ], Bruce Locke [ Victor Chang ], Susanne Whang [ Diane ], Michael Paul Chan [ General ? ], Will Yun Lee [ Unknown ], Jack Ong [ Lu-Shan ], Jeff Campbell [ Denny ], Renee Weldon [ Hostess ], Xuyen Valdivia [ Counter Boy ], Brian Yang [ Chinese Soldier ], Al Goto [ Soldier ]
rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh V.I.P. must protect a Chinese artifact from the Cho Dynasty while at the same time try and save a Chinese freedom fighter. b: 20 Nov 99 pc: 209 w: Ralph Phillips d: Farhad Mann NOTE: Johnny Loh has a sister.

"Why Too Kay?"
gs: Hugh M. Hefner [ Himself ], Shannon Whirry [ Natalie ], Michelle Clunie [ Marie Tepsin ], Robert Williams [ Enrique Bravo ], Michael Phenicie [ Marcus Fisher ], A. Edward Quinn [ Jeff ], Mary Ostrow [ Mrs. Roberts ], Candace Lifson [ Kitty ], Jessica Greco [ Little Kay ], Ross Malinger [ Jason (uncredited) ]
rc: Grispy The Millennium Militia is planning to destroy the city on the millennium with the help of a teenage computer genius they get V.I.P. to kidnap posing as the boy's parents. b: 27 Nov 99 pc: 208 w: Rick Suvalle s: Morgan Gendel, Rick Suvalle d: Corey Eubanks NOTE: This episode is sort of a mix of the episode of Snoops that aired on 11/28/99 when Glenn Hall Inc. kidnapped a girl from a cult at the insistence of her father, only it wasn't her father but an actor posing as her father. And also like The X-Files episode that aired on 11/28/99 where the Millennium group wanted to destroy the world to bring the four horsemen of the apocalypse. I don't know who came up with the storylines first but they could of at least aired on different occasions so as not to the get same thing two nights in a row. Ross Malinger who played Jason is uncredited because his parents didn't want him to be credited. You may have also seen his as the little boy in "Sleepless in Seattle".

"Dangerous Beauty"
gs: Rita Rudner [ Herself ], Salvator Xuereb [ Bobby Xero ], Erin Daniels [ Unknown ], Lamont Johnson [ Monk ], Amir Aboulela [ Paul Van Loder ], Gildart Jackson [ Auctioneer ], Gerry Aenderson [ Relic ], Alexandra Barreto [ Stacy ], Bronwyn Cornelius [ Trixie ] rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh Art thieves are using a young artist to smuggle paintings. What they did was take pieces of art, put something on the canvas to make it look blank and have Bobby Xero, the artist, paint it. Then they'd put them up for sale at an art show, buy them, rid it of Bobby's work and resell it for much more money. Val however ruined their plans when she spilled some turpentine on one of the canvases exposing the art underneath. Now V.I.P. must regain the painting and rescue Val and Bobby Xero from the smugglers who threatened to kill them for discovering their scheme. b: 22 Jan 00 pc: 214 w: Steve Kriozere s: Mitchell Binder d: Chuck Bowman

"Analyse Val"
gs: Albie Seknick [ Dr. Gilbert Kemper ] rc: Johnny Loh V.I.P. must protect the vice-president's analyst the Squires Of Liberty, a militia group that is trying to kidnap him, while at the same time trying to keep the peace within the group. b: 29 Jan 00 pc: 218 w: Tom Abraham d: Sidney Furie

"All You Need is Val"
gs: Stacie Randall [ Unknown ], Sandra Bernhard [ Cora DeFarge ], The B-52's [ Themselves (uncredited) ], Paul McCartney [ Himself (uncredited) ], Sarah MacLachlan [ Herself (uncredited) ], Rosanna Arquette [ Herself (uncredited) ], Chrissie Hynde [ Herself (uncredited) ], Dan Matthews [ Himself ], Kevin E. West [ Male Patron ], Greg Zarian [ Executive #1 ], Raymond Patterson [ Park Ranger ], David Shark Fralick [ Hulk #1 ], Steve Hulin [ Dock Worker #1 ] rc: Johnny Loh, Grispy V.I.P. split up into two teams when Tasha is tired of doing charity events. She gets V.I.P. a job body guarding Cora DeFarge of DeFarge Industries but Val and Kay have already signed on to protect Paul McCartney from a bomb threat at a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) benefit concert. Val and Kay refuse to drop the PETA gig especially when they find out that DeFarge Industries is on PETA's list of companies to boycott. V.I.P. discover a warehouse owned by Cora DeFarge, which contains military issued weapons with the serial numbers, filed off, gold bars and monkey paws. When they return an hour later with Grispy the warehouse has been cleared of the aforementioned items and refilled with medical supplies. Tasha discovers that Cora is behind the bomb threat at the PETA benefit concert and V.I.P. become one again to eliminate Cora DeFarge. b: 5 Feb 00 pc: 215 w: Kathy Slevin d: Steve Cohen NOTE: The B-52's, Paul McCartney, Sarah MacLachlan, Rosanna Arquette and Chrissie Hynde were not credited for their appearance. They were acknowledged with a special thanks to during the end credits. Pamela is really a member of PETA and she was really given the first Linda McCartney Memorial Award on September 18, 1999 for posing for PETA's first ever billboard.

"New Val'd Order"
gs: Katarina Witt [ Greta Krantz ], Rosa Blasi [ Cassandra ], Doug Kruse [ Mr. Jones ], Jodi Verdu [ Ms. Smith ], Adrian Neil [ Beller ], Stacy Griffith [ Supervisor ], Darren Lebrecht [ Brawler ], Gerry Anderson [ Relic ], Laura Wachal [ Marcie ], Justin Schalk [ Ring-Man ], Steve Lambert [ Instructor/Hi-Tech Guard ]
rc: Johnny Loh V.I.P. go undercover as models in a Hawaiian Tropic contest to discover why some models go missing. What they discover is that the best models are being trained to being fighters like seen in the movie "Fight Club". Johnny becomes a member of V.I.P. b: 12 Feb 00 pc: 213 w: Morgan Gendel d: Gary Yaitanes NOTE: The credits after the opening credits where they give the guest cast and writer, director etc. are different.
Blooper: While training Val is wearing open toed white heels but when they zoom out to show her do a back flip off a log you can see she's wearing white sneakers.

"Vallery's Secret"
gs: Richard Biggs [ Unknown ], Angelica Bridges [ Cleo Robbins ], Brian Fitzpatrick [ Unknown ], Nancy O'Dell [ Unknown ] rc: Maxine Cleo Robbins, owner of Cleo's Passions, hires Val to model her new Vallery Irons Undercover line of lingerie but soon needs V.I.P. on a more professional basis when she receives a death threat. The death threat comes from an investor in her company who's been caught making a illegal transaction on tape. Val feels more powerful and assertive while wearing Cleo's clothes. b: 19 Feb 00 pc: 211 w: Tom Abraham d: J.F. Lawton

"Hard Val's Night"
gs: Lit (A. Jay Popoff, Jeremy Popoff, Allen Shellenberger, Kevin Baldes) [ Themselves ], Bob Koherr [ Unknown ]
rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh The rock band Lit hires V.I.P. to protect them from a gang of thieves after a lucky belt buckle, which contains a secret code encrypted in it. b: 26 Feb 00 pc: 221 w: Kathy Slevin s: Kathy Slevin, Morgan Gendel d: Greg Yaitanes NOTE: At the end of this episode the music video "Miserable" with Pamela Anderson by Lit was shown. Johnny and Nikki sport new do's.

"Third Eye Blond"
gs: Jeff Trachta [ Bartholomew ], David Lee Smith [ Cole ], Alex Demir [ Sid Hadari ], Jeff Juday [ Ned ], Jason Beck [ Jimmy ], Katie Rich [ Delia ], Glenn Phillips [ Al ], Ruthie Cohen [ Elevator Woman ] rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh, Grispy V.I.P. must protect a psychic to the stars when he finds a dead body and the killer puts a hit on him. b: 1 Apr 00 pc: 210 w: Hannah Louise Shearer s: Morgan Gendel, Hannah Louise Shearer d: Robert Radler NOTE: Val is seen reading a copy of Jane magazine that features Pamela Anderson Lee on the cover with her son Dylan in her arms. While speaking in tongues Bartholomew is heard saying "Pamela Lee". Blooper: Tasha mentions that she's been married 7 times but in "Return Of The Owl" she says she's been married only 4 times.

"Val's On First"
gs: Tom Arnold [ Bernie Mellon ], Steven Lyons [ Unknown ], Robert Floyd [ Unknown ], Raymond O'Connor [ Unknown ], Julie St.Claire [ Carmen ], Douglas Owen McDonald [ McNeely ], Meta Golding [ Meter Maid ], Anthony Diaz-Perez [ Rojas ], Tony Masa [ Moto ], Russ Courtnall [ Russ ], Curtis Lupo [ Dominic ]
rc: Johnny Loh V.I.P. must protect an oversexed baseball player from a gangster who lost a bet he made in the past on him. b: 8 Apr 00 pc: 216 w: Eric Estrin d: Greg Yaitanes

"Val Point Blank"
gs: Michelle Stafford [ Unknown ], Steve Valentine [ Unknown ], Christian Beoving [ Unknown ], Dimitri Diatchenko [ Unknown ], James Hall [ Tyrone ], Steven Shenbaum [ Graham Henley ], Phina Oruche [ Mercy ], Sean Newman [ Fabian Miller ] rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh Val's high school reunion is taken over by terrorists and the only who can help is Johnny since Val took him as her date because Quick, Tasha and Nikki are off on Navy Seals training. Luckily Kay sees a special report on television about the whole thing and gets a hold of V.I.P. in time and they rush off to help Val and the rest of the hostages. b: 29 Apr 00 pc: 219 w: Morgan Gendel, Eric Estrin d: Greg Yaitanes NOTE: Val went to East Vancouver High and graduated in 1990 with a 4.0 GPA, she was in a class of 43. She was also the class president and captain of the volleyball team.

"Franco In Love"
gs: Nick Spano [ Unknown ], Jim Knobelach [ Unknown ], Michael Cunio [ Mark Scarnavaco ], Lisa Pescia [ Silvana Scarnavaco ], Lou Casal [ Uncle Vincent ], Chuck Zito [ Mikey ], Michael Fachetti [ Paulie ], Faline England [ Nurse ], Marshall Hodges [ Bodyguard ], Stephen Hart [ Miller ] rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh, Don Franco Don Franco is shot so he puts Nikki in charge of the family while he recuperates. Nikki thinks that Mrs. Scarnavaco is out to kill the Don when she poses as a doctor to gain access to his room in the hospital but it turns out that ever since her husband, Tony, Sr., died she's been having an affair with the Don. b: 6 May 00 pc: 220 w: Rick Suvalle d: Chuck Bowman

"Lights, Camera Val"
gs: Christopher "Kid" Reid [ Rod Bernstein ], David DeLuise [ Alvin ], Timothy Omundson [ Chick Mars ], Dan Bell [ Dr. Evans ], Noah Blake [ Dr. Greenberg ], Michael Bailey Smith [ Tomahawk ], Nicole Stuart [ Nurse ], Finneus Egan [ Demitrius Washington ], Marcus Young [ Billy ] rc: Johnny Loh V.I.P. must protect a director from investors when they send an assassin to kill him for not paying them the 3 million dollars he owes them. b: 13 May 00 pc: 217 w: Steven Kriozere, Morgan Gendal d: Peter DeLuise NOTE: Johnny reveals his real name as Loh Jhu Chi-Wuxiang.

"Ride of the Valkyries"
gs: Michael Harris [ Unknown ], Christopher Bocher [ Unknown ], Lee Majors [ Jed Irons ], Michael Philip [ Hall ], Scott Maven [ Eckerle ], Gerry Anderson [ Relic ], Thomas Rosalez Jr. [ Soldier #3 ], Jimmy Ortega [ Driver ]
rc: Maxine, Johnny Loh Val's father returns and he's being targeted by a group of high tech terrorists. Val discovers that he's her father and she brings him to her penthouse where they discover that the terrorists are outside so they leave posing as decoys. Two of the terrorists enter the penthouse thinking that Val and her dad are still in there but are treated to a bomb; the bomb blows up destroying the penthouse. Tasha discovers that Val's dad is and ex-CIA operative who was involved in a top-secret project called OMEGA. Val's father is then busted and kept in an extremely well secured building. Tasha has to go through a set of lasers, like Catherine Zeta-Jones in the movie Entrapment, but before she can Val accidentally shoots her with a goo that has a similar effect as Novocain so Val has to take her place. She makes it through all right but gets excited and her breasts accidentally touch the last laser and set off the alarm. They escape with Val's dad and the CIA kills the remaining terrorist. b: 20 May 00 pc: 222 w: Morgan Gendel, Steven Kriozere d: Peter DeLuise