1st Season 1998

1."Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand"
gs: Bryan Cranston [ Colt Arrow ], Daniel Roebuck [ Unknown ], Dean Norris [ Unknown ], Kevin Light [ Brad Cliff ],
Amber Smith [ Davina ], Christopher Carroll [ Butler and Biker ], Angela Oh [ Reporter ], Mitchell Binder [ Executive ],
Heinrich James [ Lieutenant #1 ], Joseph Mullenax [ Customer ], Liz Smith [ Gossip Columnist ], Patrick Robert Smith [
Sailor ], Steve Gendel [ Newscaster (uncredited) ]

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Vallery Irons is thrown into the role of bodyguard to the stars when while on her date with a celebrity at a film premiere
he cowers behind her when a gunman appears, she saves him. Her date tells everyone that she's a hired bodyguard
rather than risk embarrassment by revealing the truth. A bodyguard agency that caters to celebrities soon hires her as
their boss. The agency is renamed V.I.P. (Vallery Irons Protection) and with her now part of her team they feel pretty
safe. On her first day on the job however a militia group enter the building where the agency is located wanting to kill
Vallery and her then date but now first client.

b: 26 Sep 98 pc: 101 w: J.F. Lawton d: J.F. Lawton

NOTE: Steve Gendel is the brother of series creator Morgan Gendel.

2."What To Do With Vallery Irons When You're Dead"
gs: Pauly Shore [ Himself ], Udo Kier [ Victor Balick / Ileat Petrovski ], Wayne Pere [ Arnie Feign ], Shashawnee Hall
[ Unknown ], Greg Albaneese [ Avery Bardoosh ], Rick Cramer [ Instructor ], Vince Donvito [ Sensei Leon ], Lin Lee
Moore [ Manicurist ], John Michael Vaughn [ Pilot ], Bingo Dinh [ Shadrak ]

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Victor Balick, a media mogul, is targeting Arnie Feign. Arnie is an Internet author who plans to release a tell all expose
exposing Victor Balick who's real name is Ileat Petrovski. Petrovski is actually a cold-blooded killer. Arnie hires V.I.P.
to protect him but at the same time Victor Balick is trying to hire V.I.P. to protect him. Why? Who Knows? The V.I.P.
team goes to Arnie's place but he doesn't trust them, he thinks they're working for Balick behind his back. Vallery
convinces him that they're not. Just then some of Balick's men open fire on them, they retaliate making it seem like there's
more of them than there actually is. After this is all over they're back at V.I.P. headquarters discussing a payment plan.
Arnie is going to make them a press kit instead of paying them. Just when Arnie thinks he's safe Balick pops out of the
trunk of Arnie's car commanding him at gunpoint to get in the trunk and tells Val to drive. Luckily for Val he didn't wear
his seat belt. So she just opened the car door and swerved, making him fly out of the car and get knocked unconscious.

b: 3 Oct 98 pc: 107 w: Charles D. Holland d: Patrick Norris

NOTE: New opening credits.

3."Bloody Val-entine"
gs: Ian Ziering [ Himself ], Marie Osmond [ Herself ], Mark Tymchyshyn [ Unknown ], Alexander Kuznetsov [
Unknown ], Alexander Enberg [ Unknown ], Martin Kove [ Unknown ], John Cho [ Flower Delivery Guy ], T.J.
Shaboz [ Judson ]

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Tasha's ex-husband, an ex-assassin for the KGB and master of disguise known only as "The Owl" is hired by Frank
Scarnavako, a mobster with a green thumb to kill Val's paparazzi.

b: 10 Oct 98 pc: 105 w: Steven Kriozere s: J.F. Lawton, Steve Kriozere d: Sidney Furie

4."One Wedding and Val's Funeral"
gs: Bill Maher [ Himself ], Eric D. Steinberg [ Prince ], Patrick Kilpatrick [ Unknown ], Natasha Pavlovich [ Alex ],
Caroline Ambrose [ Bambi the Terrible ], Mark Chaet [ King Solton ], Irena Davidoff [ Queen Sima ], Cathy Lemkau [
Hostess ], Christian J. Meoli [ Waiter ], Mike Kimmel [ Announcer ]

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Vallery is hired by King Soltan of Ardina to be the royal matchmaker for his son the prince. But when the prince orders
some pizzas and the pizza girl just happens to speak Ardineese Tasha becomes suspicious. And she has a right to be, it
turns out she's actually a stone cold killer. When Val tries to tell the prince he has his servant try to kill her but she
escapes and saves the king from Alex, the stone cold killer. The prince planned to overthrow the king to take his place.

b: 17 Oct 98 pc: 102 w: Morgan Gendel, Ron Zimmerman d: J.F. Lawton

5."Scents and Sensibility"
gs: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin [ Himself ], Joseph Kell [ Unknown ], Angela Harry [ Dr. Tina Stokes ], Carlton Wilborn
[ Unknown ], Kristen Dalton [ Unknown ], Boris Krutonog [ Badger ], Diane Farr [ Unknown ], Cassie Branham [
Unknown ], Jackie Debatin [ Angel ], Emmanuelle Bach [ Dr. Townsend ]

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V.I.P. must protect a scientist who's creating an aphrodisiac. He tests it on himself at first and it seems to attract every
woman he meets except Val and Julie, a co-worker that he's in love with. There is a side effect however, the people who
are affected by it go crazy and want to kill the user.

b: 24 Oct 98 pc: 108 w: Morgan Gendel, Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman Jr. d: Adam Nimoy

Blooper: In the episode "Julie"'s jacket keeps appearing and disappearing, even while she's tied up. It looks like the
scene was done in 2 takes and edited together badly.

6."Diamonds are a Val's Best Friend"
gs: Jay Leno [ Himself ], Stewart McLennan [ Unknown ], Roger Floyd [ Unknown ], Boris Krutonog [ Badger ], Lou
Casal [ Vincent Franco ], Nelson Mashita [ Mr. Tokawa ], John Maynard [ Man With Cigar ], Clay Boss [ Guard #1 ],
Jonathon Breck [ Irving Millbrook ], Michael Owen [ Security Desk Attendant ]

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Val is hired to guard the star of Neptune, a 50-carat diamond. But it gets stolen while under her watch. The thief turns
out to be Nikki's cousin Gino. When Mr. Parcigian, the guy who paid them to protect the diamond finds out it was stolen
he gives them 24 hours to retrieve it or he'll sue them. When Nikki's grandfather, a big wig in the mob, thinks he's getting
the real thing from Gino finds out he's got a fake he gives V.I.P. 24 hours to get him the real diamond or he'll kill Vallery
Irons. So Tasha finds out that Gino is hiding the real diamond inside Protocon. Now V.I.P. and the mob team up to get it
back. After they get it back and are about to escape Gino arrives with some old army buddies and demands they give it
back. The diamond was in the limo and Nikki just rigged an explosive device on the passenger side door, so as Gino
goes to get it they start to run Gino sees them trying to escape and goes after them. Just then the limo explodes with the
diamond inside. But Nikki had just switched the real diamond for a fake so it wasn't the real diamond that blew up it was
a fake, leaving her grandfather with the real diamond.

b: 31 Oct 98 pc: 106 w: Rick Suvalle s: Morgan Gendel, Rick Suvalle d: Farhad Mann

7."Deconstructing Peri"
gs: Joey Lawrence [ Himself ], Elizabeth Bogush [ Peri Woodman ], Thomas Newton [ Todd Spencer ], Cliff De Young
[ Senator Barton Spencer ], Ricky Paull Goldin [ Gil Rosen ], Joe Sabatino [ Mr. Banks ], Nikita Ager [ Kim ], Anne
Von Herrmann [ Diane ], Jerry Penacoli [ Reporter ], Emmett Miller [ Headline Hollywood Reporter ], Anderson
Bourell [ Tall Man ], Kenneth L. Wilson [ Ken Wilson ]

Her boyfriend's father is targeting Peri Woodman, the star of Fox Star One. He's a senator and she's releasing her
memoirs, which will expose him and ruin his political future.

b: 7 Nov 98 pc: 113 w: Hannah Louise Shearer d: Chuck Bowman

8."Val Got Game"
gs: Charles Barkley [ Himself ], John Salley [ Himself ], Sam Sarpong [ Unknown ], Brian Cousins [ Unknown ],
Charlie O'Connell [ Jimmie ], C. Thomas Howell [ Phil Sherman ], Doug Kruse [ Cross ], Trent Cameron [ Flip Webley
], Andrew Walker [ Derskin ], Elimu Nelson [ Reggie ], Forbes Riley [ Irene ], Andrew Walter Butler [ Daryl Wilcox ],
Martez Covington [ Ballplayer ], Kwesi Fulton [ Dougie Hodges ]

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V.I.P. must protect a promising future NBA star from a psychotic agent who's trying to keep him out of the NBA draft.

b: 14 Nov 98 pc: 110 w: Steven Kriozere d: Greg Yaitanes

9."Vallery of the Dolls"
gs: Coolio [ Himself ], Sydney Walsh [ Unknown ], Karen Kim [ Jennifer Conran ], Robin Thomas [ Gower Jantzen ],
Art Chudabala [ Yoshi ], Ron Yuan [ Kazuo ], Jessica Lee Maider [ Karmen De La Vega ], Nikki Scheiler Ziering [
Amber Davis ], Andre'a Kim Walker [ Shandah ], Renee Tenison [ Donna Fabre ], Will Schaub [ Rob ], Ping Wu [
Chang ], Mark Nutter [ Man Onscreen ]

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Rogue magazine centerfolds are being kidnapped so V.I.P. is hired to guard the remaining centerfolds at the mansion and
find the missing ones. Val feels it's her fault when the first one is kidnapped because it's right out of her commercial for
V.I.P. All the models stay at the mansion so when Quick sees one leaving suspiciously he and Tasha follow her to a hotel
only to discover she's there with her husband because they never had a honeymoon. So Quick and Tasha wait outside
the door when two gunmen create a diversion by opening fire on them. When the gunmen leave Tasha and Quick check
the room and find the model kidnapped and her husband knocked out on the ground. Val and Kay find out that the
kidnappers are copying scenes from movies to kidnap the models. When Val and Kay go to tell the rest of the team Val
gets kidnapped in the process. Turns out the kidnappers are working for Chloe, a Rogue employee. She plans to make
money off their beauty and sell them on the Asian market. Chloe is doing this because she's jealous because she could
never be a Rogue centerfold, she admits. The rest of V.I.P. arrive just in time to save the day.

b: 21 Nov 98 pc: 111 w: Ethlie A. Vare s: Ron Zimmerman, Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman Jr. d: James A.
Contner

NOTE: Trivia: The V.I.P. phone number is 310-155-1VIP. Jessica Lee Maider was the Playboy Playmate of the
Month for August 1996, Nikki Scheiler Ziering for September 1997 and Renee Tenison for November 1989 as well as
the Playmate of the Year for 1990. Karen Kim was the October centerfold for Rogue magazine.

10."Midnight in the Garden of Ronnie Beeman"
gs: Eric Karros [ Himself ], Gregory Itzin [ Ronnie Beeman ], Jay Underwood [ Unknown ], Christopher Michael [
Daniel J. Kilborne ], Chuck Sloan [ Unknown ], Mike Jolly [ Burnham ], Lisa Cohen [ Navarette/P.A. ], James
Distefano [ Gene ], Jerry Hauck [ Ben Hale ], Carol Kiernan [ Wife ], Maureen Muldoon [ Repairman ], Tina New [
Harem Girl/Shopper ], Susan Peretz [ Wife in Audience Wife ], Marlon "Chopper" Young [ Mike ], Dell Yount [
Husband in Audience ], Keith ? [ Decker ], Vanessa Dorian [ Stephanie ]

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Ronnie Beeman, a controversial talk show host hires V.I.P. as security on his self titled talk show. On their first day on
the job they stop an audience member from attempting to assassinate Ronnie Beeman. When they interrogate him all he
tells them is that his name is Daniel J. Kilborne. Before they can anything else out of him he kills himself. Val however
notices a tattoo on his right bicep which helps identify him as member of a Black Ops Commando Unit. The unit consists
of four men and one woman. The next day at the studio another member of the Black Ops Commando Unit attempts to
kill Ronnie Beeman, backstage this time. He also fails but manages to escape by car. Nikki and Tasha follow him to the
commando's empty hideout and they manage to set off an electronic trip wire giving them seconds to escape before it
explodes. They just barely make it. Afterwards when they explore the remains they find blueprints for the studio of the
Ronnie Beeman Show. Ronnie takes some good advice and takes some time off leaving Val as the guest host. Val goes
on a truth trek and helps the guests talk it out instead of duking it out. Then when Val announces her next guest, Ben
Hale, an employee of the NSA (National Security Agency) all hell breaks loose when the remaining members of the
Black Ops Commando Unit open fire on him. Turns out they wanted him more than Beeman. Their problem with Hale
and the NSA is that the NSA refused to believe that the Black Ops Commando Unit was on their side and sent them to
prison for six years. Val however protects Hale from them until the rest of V.I.P. arrives.

b: 16 Jan 99 pc: 104 w: Eric Estrin s: Morgan Gendel, Eric Estrin d: Barry Primus

11."Good Val Hunting"
gs: Jerry Springer [ Himself ], John D'Aquino [ Unknown ], Stephen Culp [ Unknown ], George Marshall Ruge [ Sir
Richard White ], Nancy Young [ Felicity Adair ], Damon Caro [ Chazz Maleek ], Kane Hodder [ Matthew Adair ],
Mario Roberts [ Javier ]

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Eric Collier, America's answer to Richard Branson, hires V.I.P. to protect him when he puts a bounty on his head. After
a few people try to kill him they decide it would be better to hide out in San Pedro where he owns a top security
installation. Back at V.I.P. headquarters Kay is watching a movie on TV when her cable goes out. She finds out that
they were the only ones who lost the cable. Which means that the message was meant to be seen only by V.I.P. Once
Tasha learns this Collier introduces them to the people who tried to "kill" him. It was just a plan to see if V.I.P. was a
worthy adversary for his next game, a hunt where they're the targets.

b: 23 Jan 99 pc: 103 w: Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman Jr. d: Robert Radler

NOTE: Kane Hodder is the actor who starred as Jason Vorhees in Friday the 13th parts 7,8 & 9 and the upcoming
Freddy vs. Jason movie.

12."Escape From Val-catraz"
gs: Robin Leach [ Himself ], Tristan Rogers [ Unknown ], Laurie Fortier [ Unknown ], Dey Young [ Unknown ], Alex
Hyde-White [ Unknown ], Joe Gian [ Unknown ], Vincent Guastaferro [ Unknown ], Justin Walker [ Unknown ], Bart
Braverman [ Maurice Afshani ], Paul Carafotes [ Minister ], Al Gagow [ Oswald Falcon ], Clark Tufts [ Bassist ],
George Brown [ Gate Guard ], Oliver Doering [ Cabbie ]

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V.I.P. is hired for the wedding of Cynthia Murdock, her mother is very rich and her father is behind bars at Cyrus Rand
Federal Penitentiary in Los Angeles, California for having stolen 17 million dollars of police money. When he finds out
about the wedding he says he'll reveal the location of where he hid the money on two conditions. One is that he is
allowed to attend his daughter's wedding and the second is to have V.I.P. to protect him. The Feds agree but he has to
lead them to the money first. On the way to the money one of the agents has a friend shoot at their truck to take out the
other agent so the two of them can keep the money for themselves. With Val and Tasha following behind they see the
whole thing and try to rescue Harry Murdock. Having succeeded, Val, Tasha and Harry Murdock are now fugitives
because what one of the agents in on it said to the media. Having stopped by the roadside the two corrupt agents catch
up to them and try to get Murdock but he escapes with Val. Tasha following behind takes care of the agents and jumps
into the agents car with Val and Murdock. The agents find out that he's going to his daughter's wedding so they go there.
Harry, waiting to see his daughter, goes out through the window and to the well in the backyard to retrieve a duffel bag
filled with the 17 million dollars of stolen police money. When they get to the wedding the corrupt agents tell everyone
that they're looking for Harry Murdock and then open fire which starts a fight between them and V.I.P. The money gets
burned however when a bomb that Nikki threw lands near the bag and sets it on fire. The wedding still takes place
however but for an unknown reason it takes place at Cyrus Rand Federal Penitentiary.

b: 30 Jan 99 pc: 109/9811 w: Eric Estrin d: Deran Serafian

13."The Last Temptation of Val"
gs: Alfonso Ribeiro [ Himself ], Jeff Speakman [ Himself ], Daxing Zhang [ Mr. Han ], Michael Woods [ Jay Chesler ],
T.J. Shaboz [ Judson ], Clint Jung [ Kai-Tan ], Michael McFall [ Credit Officer Nissen ], Pamela Paulshock [ Emily
Chesler ], Patricia Skeriotis [ Vance ], Desmond Miller [ Desmond ], Brian Avery [ Security Guard ], John Dixon [
Robber #1 ], Michael Owen [ Mike ]

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While trying to get her credit limit raised Val foils a bank robbery with the help of an unknown man. Kay hacks into the
bank's video surveillance and Nikki recognizes the unknown man as Japanese action star Johnny Loh. Johnny Loh fled
from Hong Kong after a stuntman died on the set of his last movie "Dragonsport 2". He's now wanted by Hong Kong
police for questioning in the 1997 death of the stuntman and by the Hong Kong mob for knowing the truth about his
death. V.I.P. is hired by Jay Chesler now that his bodyguard (Johnny Loh) is on the lam. While doing her rounds Nikki
sees someone is in the garage and goes to investigate. Turns out to be Johnny Loh he knocks her out and kidnaps her.
He later returns to the scene of the crime with Nikki as insurance to get what he had earlier tried to get, his laptop with
the truth about the stuntman's death on it. When he gets it a few members of the Hong Kong mob break in and try to get
the computer, which they don't succeed in. Val and Nikki hide Johnny at Val's and Maxine asks Johnny to show her a
move that includes handcuffs. She volunteers Val and just when Val and Johnny are handcuffed more mobsters enter and
kidnap Val and Johnny. Johnny creates a diversion and escapes from the mobsters grasp. Finding out that the info they
requested is in Emily Chesler hands they go after her at school where she works as a nude model. Luckily V.I.P. arrive
first and are able to protect Emily and defeat the mobsters for a final time.

b: 6 Feb 99 pc: 117/9822 w: Steve Kriozere d: Patrick Norris

14."Val Under Siege With a Vengeance"
gs: Brad Greenquist [ Unknown ], Derek Brewer [ Unknown ], Keith Brewer [ Unknown ], Marty Rackham [
Unknown ], Jo Gash [ Unknown ], Robin Riker [ Jessica Wirth ], Autumn Winters [ Whitney ], Michael Komurov [
Stoli ], Jacob Chambers [ Kurt ], John Petrelli [ Hunky Pool Guy ], Lamont Johnson [ Monk ], Laurie Rose [ Sindee ],
Matt Gallini [ Drug Dealer #1 ]

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Val and her "staff" are invited to a charity event. The "staff" are to be used as models and parade down the runway.
During the fashion show terrorists interrupt and hold them hostage. Val must now locate Simon Wirth as he is the one the
terrorists want. She finds him but he refuses to come so she takes him at gunpoint. The terrorists want Simon because he
has the codes for the U.S. treasury, or so they think. He hasn't developed a new code for the treasury in over a year.
The terrorists mad decide to open gunfire and a fight ensues leaving V.I.P. the winners.

b: 13 Feb 99 pc: 112 w: Milo Bachman s: Ron Zimmerman, Gabrielle Stanton, Harry Werksman, Jr. d: Scott Paulin

15."Val on the Run"
gs: Shannon Tweed [ Herself ], John Allen Nelson [ Unknown ], Morgan Englund [ Unknown ], Grant Mathis [ Agent
McCoy ], China Jesuita Shavers [ Cheryl ], Kenny Williams [ Salesman ], Eyerly St. James [ Helga ], Jordan Mott [
Lead Thug ], Michele Harrell [ Mother ]

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A key witness in a video piracy case is being followed so he calls Val. She sends V.I.P. and they arrive just in time but
the assailants manage to escape from V.I.P. Steve Wizner, the key witness, was suppose to round the clock protection
by the FBI but they were nowhere to be found. When they arrive at Steve's house the two agents are there. He decides
to have V.I.P. as his bodyguards, with Val at his side at all times. While the agents and the rest of V.I.P. are waiting
outside Val and Steve are in the hot tub. Then one of his housekeepers comes in and shoots Steve in the head. Agent
Lampert informs Val that she's the target now because she now knows what Steve was killed for knowing. Then we see
agent Lampert paying Helga, the housekeeper who killed Steve. And then agent Lampert and McCoy inform V.I.P. that
Val ran away from them. Val and Maxine are at Maxine's mother's, then all of a sudden the bad guys show up and Val
manages to keep them at bay until V.I.P. shows up. The bad guys escape making V.I.P. chase after them but the bad
guys car blows up. Tasha finds out that agent Lampert bailed out Helga which leads them to believe that agent Lampert
is the leak. Val receives a phone call from agent Lampert and he says he wants to meet her alone at a safehouse. She
goes with V.I.P. already there and agent Lampert explains to them that Steve's death was faked and Steve appears.
Then some fake agents show up and try to really kill but they don't succeed.

b: 20 Feb 99 pc: 114 w: Rick Suvalle d: Farhad Mann

16."ThunderVal"
gs: Erik Estrada [ Himself ], Angela Harry [ Dr. Tina Stokes ], Scott Bryce [ Unknown ], Christian Oliver [ Unknown ],
Allen Scotti [ Unknown ], Jackie Debatin [ Angel ], Stephen "Doc" Kupka [ Gregor ]

When we last saw Dr. Tina Stokes ("Scents And Sensibility") she apparently died in a car crash. But she's back and
very alive. This time she hires V.I.P. and they head off to the Carribean. It seems as though she has turned her life
around but she only hired V.I.P. as a decoy for the feds while her and her partner Angel(also from "Scents And
Sensibility") plan to steal a toxin. While making their escape with the toxin on a sea-doo Val notices them grabs a
sea-doo and follows them. She pulls ahead of them and shoots a harpoon into a lifeboat sending Tina and Angel into the
water and the toxin into the air which Val manages to catch just in the nick of time.

b: 27 Feb 99 pc: 120 w: Morgan Gendel d: Patrick Norris

Blooper: In the flashback to "Scents and Sensibility" the van crash happens just as the scientist is running outside and it
looks like Julie is still inside the van when it crashes. In the actual episode however the scientist runs out just as the van
takes off giving them time to go rescue Julie and let Dr. Tina Stokes seemingly die in the crash.

17."The Quiet Brawler"
gs: David Chokachi [ Himself ], Joseph Michael Bucci [ Unknown ], Mongo Brownlee [ Unknown ], Jillian Barberie [
Unknown ], Sonny Marinelli [ Colecord ], Mark Ruiz [ Julio ], Sophia Santi [ Mrs. Martinez ], Nolan Jesse Yard [ Kid
], Joe Bucaro [ Griff ], George Brown [ Skunk ], Allison Dawn Kugel [ Gwen ]

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When Val's favorite actor opens up his own gym she gets V.I.P. a corporate membership. This doesn't sit well with a
local drug dealer who's business isn't going so well now that the gym has opened up. Rex Reevo an actor on "The
Brawler" films has a personal grudge against Dave Hart. So he destroys Dave's gym attacks one of Dave's friends so
Dave will fight him. Attacking his friend did and Dave agrees to fight Rex Reevo and wins. Since Dave put all his money
in the gym and has no money to pay V.I.P. he gives them a lifetime membership to his gym.

b: 6 Mar 99 pc: 116/9816 w: J.F. Lawton d: J.F. Lawton

18."K-Val"
gs: Sheila E [ Herself ], Jeannetta Arnette [ Unknown ], David Naughton [ Unknown ], David Moreland [ Unknown ],
Boris Krutonog [ Badger ], Max Kasch [ Jeremy ], Chad Bannon [ Beefy Guy ], Dana Reed [ Paramilitary Babe ],
Mark De Alessandro [ Thug ]

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When Val hears a caller threatening a radio psychologist and her family she sets up an appointment for her with V.I.P.
When Dr. Lonnie thinks the stalker might be a co-worker Val accompanies her to work. While on the air she gets
threatened again so Kay tracks the call and Nikki goes after the stalker. Turns out he was only a messenger. Nikki
warns to step out of his car because there's a bomb under it but he doesn't listen and his car blows up with him in it.
While on a break Dr. Lonnie hears a threatening message from inside the building. It turns out to be a co-worker who
was playing a cruel joke on her. Dr. Lonnie is getting real worried now and asks Val to take over the show for her. Val
agrees and does it with Dr. Lonnie right next to her. Back at V.I.P. headquarters Kay is going through a list of people
who called the Dr. Lonnie show and got on the air. She finds the name of an ex-marine who might have gone mercenary.
So Quick goes to pay him a visit but he attacks Quick. Then two women in uniform join in but Quick takes care of all
three. Turns out the guy is also another messenger. Tasha goes to see her friend Badger to help her find out who the
voice on the tapes threatening Dr. Lonnie belongs to. Badger finds out that the person who recorded the messages on
the tapes was trying to frame a man named Dunley for the crime. While on the way back to V.I.P. Val, Nikki, Dr.
Lonnie and the driver are being followed and shot at by a helicopter. Tasha suspects that Roy, Dr. Lonnie's husband is
the stalker. Hearing that his cover might be blown Roy escapes with Jeremy, Dr. Lonnie's son, through the secret exit.
Tasha follows and explains to Roy that she knows his plan. Jeremy then escapes from Roy and Roy runs away from
Tasha. Tasha follows Roy again but Roy grabs a hostage. Jeremy appears behind Roy and distracts him so Tasha can
catch him off guard and disarm him.

b: 12 Mar 99 pc: 119 w: Morgan Gendel, Tom Abraham d: Bruce Seth Green

NOTE: The characters of Miss Red, Miss Yellow and Miss Blue were unidentified in the credits. Anyone know who
they are?

Val reveals that she's Canadian. While doing the Dr. Lonnie show Val reveals that she once worked as a temp ("Val Got
Game") and had to wear a wig which caused her to get a bald spot. This actually happened on the set of V.I.P., her
hairstylist was to blame.

19."Mudslide Val"
gs: Downtown Julie Brown [ Herself ], James Yaker [ Unknown ], Ash Adams [ Unknown ], David Kagen [ Unknown
], Tammy Tavares [ Karen Rite ], Dan Erickson [ Dr. Richard Gold ], Elisha Choice [ Winnie ], Tommy L. Bellissimo [
Gang Punk ]

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Val gets a call from Dr. Richard D. Gold saying that he needs protection. It seems that a certain car has been following
him all week. The next we know, just as V.I.P. arrives, he's dead from an apparent heart attack. When Kay is looking
through his laptop for clues she discovers that someone tried to erase one of his files just before he was killed. Dr. Gold
had mentioned that someone else's life was in danger before he was killed. She retrieves that file, it an entry in an address
book, The Red Oaks Health Spa. They go there undercover: Tasha's a masseuse, Nikki's a fitness instructor, Kay and
Quick are guests and Val stays with the owner of the health spa. A suspicious van pulls up and a woman steps out
retrieving buckets of sulfuric acid from the van. Nikki notices the van and the empty buckets and calls for back up. The
acid was dumped into the owner's private hot tub. The rest of V.I.P. arrive just in time to save the owner and Val from
stepping into the hot tub. It's clear now who the second target is. The owner's name is Bob Porter and until two years
ago he was a federal agent in deep cover after a drug dealer named Adam Banta. Now he's back along with Karen Rite.
He wants revenge because he's now disfigured and Bob Porter had testified against the cartel in court. Kay then receives
e-mail from detective Grispy. It seems that Dr. Gold was murdered. He was injected with a mixture of insulin and
pentothal. Karen and Adam steal the identities from a couple and stay at the spa. Val and Bob go into the sauna but
Karen passes by and locks them in and puts the steam to the limit. While Val and Bob try stopping the steam Nikki,
Tasha and Quick have a gunfight with Adam and Karen. Karen runs into the tanning room and Nikki follows her in.
Karen tries to shove Nikki into a tanning bed and close the lid. She misses the first time but gets it the second time. Then
she gets the water bottle from the water cooler and tries to electrocute Nikki but Nikki gets out and shoves Karen into
the tanning bed. The bottle falls in also and Karen is electrocuted to death. They then go and rescue Bob and Val who
are passed out on the floor of the sauna room. After, they into the room where Adam and Karen were staying in and find
a suitcase containing insulin and pentothal. They also find two glasses with fingerprints belonging to Adam and Karen.
Adam was believed to be dead but he's apparently still alive and gunning for Bob Porter and V.I.P. The spa is closed
because of Adam. Instead of the telling the members the real reason and scaring them they tell them that there was
chemical spill. Another gunfight with Banta and his cohorts ensues but Banta escapes. Val and Bob go to apartment,
Kay calls to tell Val that Banta was tracking them. Val turns on the TV and sees that Banta and some of his cronies are
coming. Val and Bob Porter booby-trap the apartment but Banta catches them off-guard. He forces them onto the
balcony where he plans to throw Bob Porter over the balcony but his plan is thwarted by the rest of V.I.P.'s arrival.

b: 1 May 99 pc: 118 w: Tom Chehak d: Sidney Furie

20."Raging Val"
gs: Gilbert Gottfried [ Himself ], Billy Gallo [ Unknown ], Greg Wrangler [ Carlos Montecinas ], Aly Dunn [ Katrina
Polakov ], James Horan [ Smith ], Paul Terrell Clayton [ Security Guard ], Francis Fallon [ Jib Hanley ], Kirstin
Carlstrand [ Female Boxer ], Jack Knight [ Referee ], Brian Simpson [ Ski Masked Thug ], Gary Wayton [ Unmasked
Thug ], Brandon Forde [ Boxing Handler (uncredited) ]

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Quick's past as a professional boxer is explored as the Russian mob try to control boxing and do to a current boxer
what they had done to Quick.

b: 8 May 99 pc: 115 w: Paul Chitlik s: Morgan Gendel, Paul Chitlik d: R.W. Ginty

NOTE: Quick's professional boxing record is 9 - 1(including the fight in this episode). His boxing nickname is "The Iron
Bull". Val reveals she's a vegetarian.

21."Three Days to a Kill"
gs: Morgan Fairchild [ Herself ], Sean Kanan [ Stu Solomon ], Ramy Zada [ Unknown ], Greg Grunberg [ Unknown ],
Doug Jeffrey [ Shea ], Melinda Songer [ Romona Flynn ], T. J. Shaboz [ Judson ], Lawrence Novikoff [ Sweaty Man ]

Kay's boyfriend from college escapes a mob hit and comes to L.A. Once in L.A. Val and Kay go to pick him at the
airport. At the airport though Kay is mistaken to be Romona Flynn, a professional hit woman, by the guys who want her
boyfriend dead. Her cover is blown however when the real Romona Flynn arrives. Val, Kay and Stu (Kay's boyfriend)
escape but Romona follows them on her motorcycle. The car that Val was driving suddenly stops and Val manages to
make Romona fall off her motorcycle. Kay learns that her boyfriend is a cheater and she sends him to Alaska, then she
starts to date one of the guys who wanted her boyfriend dead.

b: 15 May 99 pc: 121 w: Eric Estrin d: Sidney Furie

NOTE: Kay's middle name is Eugenia.

22."Val The Hard Way"
gs: Sherman Helmsley [ Himself ], Penn & Teller [ Themselves ], Eva Mendez [ Esmerelda ], Kevin Fry [ Unknown ],
Ice-T [ Prophet ], Gary Colombo [ Zambrano ], Rose Heeter [ McKenna ], Steve Chase [ Bishop ], Jill Noel St. Marks
[ Monica ], Dale Clemens [ Emil ], Aki [ Showgirl ], ? [ Marsha (uncredited) ], ? [ Rachel (uncredited) ], ? [ The Torch
(uncredited) ]

rc: Maxine, Grispy

A man named Prophet hires a group called The Double D Girls for a Las Vegas job. The only problem is The Double D
Girls get busted before they can get to Las Vegas. Prophet doesn't know what The Double D Girls look like so
detective Grispy decides to use V.I.P. to go undercover as The Double D Girls so he can find out who Prophet is
working for. When they get to Las Vegas the limo they're driving in contains a bomb. They have 82 seconds to diffuse
but first they have to find it. They find in time and throw it out the sunroof. They find out that Prophet wants them to steal
some platinum. They pull off the job but the real Double D Girls show up and steal the platinum. They want to take
Quick as a hostage but the rest of V.I.P. come to save him. Together they defeat The Double D Girls.

b: 22 May 99 pc: 122 w: Morgan Gendel, Steve Kriozere s: J.F. Lawton, Morgan Gendel d: Larry Rapaport

NOTE: Nikki went to Mon Valley Catholic High School. Maxine's full name is Maxine Maria Selina Teresa India
Escobar Del Puego Delacruz.